Good Reads: 8/5/19

If you like Rodney Davis satire, follow this Twitter account

Sometimes, when information is insufficient or muddied by political bias, it’s good to have a translator. Now we have one for what Rodney Davis says (or doesn’t say):

I don’t yet have a comment on the mass shootings that took place over the weekend because it’s election season and my positions are extremely unpopular.
— TranslateRodneyDavis (@TranslateRodney) August 5, 2019

Accidentally let some liberals into my Champaign office today to discuss a host of issues ranging from the humanitarian crisis at the border which I wont stop to the impact of tariffs on the local economy which I wont stop. Appreciated them leaving after I offered no solutions. https://t.co/9WVGH08V7U
— TranslateRodneyDavis (@TranslateRodney) August 2, 2019

This feature about C-U’s homeless population is great and deserves your time

(Adalberto Toledo / News-Gazette)

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This tweet reads like a Big Dogs shirt.

"Yeah, I lift weights. So what? What are you gonna do about it?" https://t.co/0n2tlsL3AT
— Mark Titus (@clubtrillion) August 3, 2019